Pumpkin Warrior

A pumpkin warrior? Yes, a pumpkin warrior. Where these abominations of nature originate from remains a mystery, and just between you and me I'd rather not find out. These human-sized bipeds have thick vines that serve as arms and legs and an oversized pumpkin for a head. They are incapable of variance of countenance save the grotesque, leering expressions carved into their pumpkin heads. Furthermore... oh for crying out loud, they're pumpkin men!